I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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