1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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