I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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