Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
one might say we're banned from that church
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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