You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
And then my night got REAL pukey
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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