hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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