She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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