Where did you get a picture of my penis
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I want her autograph on my taint
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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