My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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