You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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