What did we do last night that was yellow?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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