I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you mean i was at the winter classic?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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