i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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