If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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