My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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