I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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