you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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