Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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