Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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