I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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