I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Sober January is a disaster.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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