The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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