There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
