I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
OPIZZABONMYDICK
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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