did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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