I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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