My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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