its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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