is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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