im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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