It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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