Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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