why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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