this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Randomize
