Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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