Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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