i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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