i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I cut my penus on the lid.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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