That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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