grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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