would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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