Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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