road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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