Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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