party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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