...so i touched it.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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