just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
this just has baby written all over it
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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