Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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