I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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