If i could tip my vagina, i would.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Randomize