i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Just puked most of my soul out..
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