I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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