She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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