So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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