I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
His hands were made for my vagina.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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